Back in Edinburg, we had a coal miners strike. All we wanted were hats with a wee light on top. Then one day the mine collapsed. No one made it out alive, not even Willie!

They taste like...burning.

Yeah. Call this an unfair generalization if you must.. but old people are no good at everything

Last night's 'Itchy and Scratchy' was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.

I believe the children are the future... Unless we stop them now!

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

I live in a single room above a bowling alley...and below another bowling alley.

For once maybe someone will call me "sir" without adding, "You're making a scene."

And this is the snack holder where I can put my beverage or, if you will, cupcake.

I used to be with it. But then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems scary and wierd. It'll happen to you.

Gah, stupid sexy Flanders!

I think women and seamen don't mix

Shut up, brain. I got friends now. I don't need you anymore.

All I'm gonna use this bed for is sleeping, eating and maybe building a little fort.

I don't want to sound like a killjoy, but becuase this is not to my taste I don't think anyone else should be allowed to enjoy it.

You're turning me into a criminal when all I want to be is a petty thug.

Why are you pleople avoiding me? Does my withered face remind you of the grim specter of death?

But my mom says I'm cool.

Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Eat my shorts

That's where I saw the leprechaun...He told me to burn things.

When I look at people I don't see colors; I just see crackpot religions.